It’s a mystery

JENNY: Anybody else getting nagging emails every day about doing this mandatory 'time management' course?
OTHERS: Oh god, yes! Me too!
RAMALA: My time usage is entirely determined by my publication schedules. I don't have time for this!
JENNY: Same here!
PHIL: Just ignore them; I have been. The deadline's the end of the month and I want to see what happens when it passes.
BOSS: You all do know that I get chase-up emails every day for each one of you that hasn't done the course yet?
TINA: There isn't even a feedback mechanism for finding out who originated it and telling them the thing is irrelevant to 95% of use...
BOSS: Please – just take the time to do the course – to get them off our backs. I'll give you all the answers!
CAPTION: At the end of the month...
BOSS: Welp, for the first time in four years, SIX issues missed their pub dates. Can anyone offer an explanation?
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